The Miracle

A group of public intellectuals established a sort of committee for writing a new Constitution. Finally, a very, very, very good idea. But let's jump first...

Clashes

On the national radio broadcast service a gay sings "how beautiful you are tonight" (about a girl).
The forreign affairs ministers says "if one will demonstrate that I turned the shame against my country, I'll quit." (He made a phony figure when he met Condoleeza Rice.)
The president met the top public intellectuals of the country in his villa at the sea shore. The guys who defended him loudly in the referendum campaigning. They are the only guys who know.

Bush "lost" his watch

in a "crowd bath" in Albania. I'd suggest him not to meet any crowd of Romanian MPs. He'll go home in his panties.

What's the...

difference between a social-democrat and a liberal? The first is willing to become history only by hard-pushing; the latter has initiative.

What Do You Need To Run a Country

A bunch of rich friends (who will let you down as soon as you have nothing to offer anymore), a pair of advisers (by whom you'll pay your debts abroad), serenity in lying, and a good, healthy lack of interest for the people. If you are stupid, also, the least you can get is the minister of health's office.